"Please Do Not Wake Me — Pixel Dream Console Tee" You were just about to beat the final boss when the screen flickered and your bedroom dissolved. This tee is your save state—glitched in sleep mode, audio looping in soft static, memory ribbons tangled in the console. Don’t press start. Let the dream play out.
Perfect for those who grew up blowing into cartridges, chasing lucid dreams, or waking up mid-cutscene. Whether you’re zoning out on a late-night couch or drifting through a liminal loading screen, this shirt belongs in your inventory.
Product features • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton — soft as sleep and just as necessary • Side-seam free for a smooth, unbroken design • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape through every reset • Shoulder tape adds durability when dreams get heavy • Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified — safe to dream in
Care instructions • Do not dryclean • Do not bleach • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors
