"Buffering — Glitched Hourglass Tee" You were here… and then you weren’t. This unisex softstyle tee embodies that eerie pause between presence and absence—when reality stutters, and the hourglass spins without sand. It’s a wearable anomaly for anyone who’s ever felt stuck in the load screen of existence.
Great for glitch lovers, simulation skeptics, or those who feel the world lagging around them. Every second you wear it is another frame dropped on purpose.
Product features • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to glitch gently • Tubular knit — seamless construction to reduce fabric waste and breakpoints • Ribbed collar holds shape in a shapeshifting world • Shoulder tape to keep things aligned when timelines desync • Ethically made with U.S. cotton — responsibly sourced from the simulation’s local vendor
Care instructions • Do not dryclean • Do not bleach • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors
