Unpatched Friends — The Update Broke Them Tee Some things weren’t meant to evolve — and some friendships weren’t built for Version 2.0. The Update Broke Them Tee taps into the bittersweet humor of growing apart in a glitching world. It's for the nostalgic rebels, the bugged-out dreamers, and those who remember what once worked before the patch notes rewrote everything.
Soft and versatile with a clean, classic fit, this tee is made for everyday wear — whether you're recharging solo, gaming with new allies, or reflecting on friendships that didn’t survive the reboot. Makes a great gift for digital natives, old-school souls, and anyone who’s ever said “it used to be better before the update.”
Product Features • Seamless design with no side seams for a smooth profile • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash • Shoulder tape for enhanced durability and structure • Lightweight, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton • Ethically made with sustainably sourced US cotton
Care Instructions • Do not dryclean • Do not bleach • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors
