"The Anomaly Is Awakening — Glitch Consciousness Tee" You were never meant to notice. But now it sees you back.
Reality doesn’t crash—it fractures. This tee is for the ones who read between frames, who hear the signal buried in the noise. An ode to the flicker in the feed, the skipped beat in the loop. You didn’t glitch… the world did.
Perfect for those who suspect the simulation is blinking. Great for decoding the everyday or just kicking back in soft-wired style while the veil jitters. It’s a wearable cipher—and you’re the variable.
Product features • 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth as digital silk • Seamless design — reduces fabric waste, increases flow • Ribbed collar — reinforced to survive memory leaks • Shoulder tape — structural integrity in corrupted layers • Ethically sourced and certified — but nothing escapes scrutiny
Care instructions • Do not dryclean • Do not bleach • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors
